home about ishey contact ishey View basket is operated by card publisher Splimple Limited – and you’ll find our cards in hundreds of excellent shops all over the UK. If we don’t have a stockist in your locality you are welcome to make your purchase here.

In addition to the wonderful Alison’s Animals range of cards (and gifts), you’ll find all Splimple’s current card ranges here, along with some of our back-catalogue - and some cards from other publishers we really like.

Ordering is easy - browse our ranges below, fill your basket - and we’ll usually despatch your order within 24 hours. You can order just one card if you wish - and carriage is free if you spend £20.

Alisons Animals is the only place on the web where you can see the full collection of Alison’s Animals products.

Click the logo to see all Alison’s Animals cards and gifts.

New for 2015

Our latest additions:

Barking at the moon

Barking at the Moon:
Cards featuring the superb pet photography of multi-award winning Paul Walker.

Nuff Said

Nuff Said
Brief and straight to the point. Sharp humour with contemporary design


Redback cards
A selection of the best sellers from a funny, original (and occasionally, just slightly rude!) publisher.

Christmas cards from Splimple

Christmas cards
Click here to see ishey’com’s selection of differentish Christmas cards

British and Brokeish

British & Brokeish
A free Government apology with every card … brace yourself for another wave of austerity

Reincarnation is cool cards

Extremely Wordy Cards
Splimple's wordiest cards are among their biggest sellers. These 12 designs are hilarious and compelling

Wordies greetings cards from Splimple

Britain’s wordiest humour range covering all occasions. Dry humour with a twist.

Mia hague cards

Mia Hague
The greenest of green cards, with illustrations created from bits of old rubbish, then printed onto forest sustainable board.

Dick and Stan's Guides

Dick and Stan’s Guides
Practical advice for the modern older man

Cheap and miserable cards from Splimple

Cheap and Miserable
Cheerless messages printed on grotty grey board … why be happy when you can be a misery?

Reincarnation is cool cards

Reincarnation is cool
Ever wondered what your greetings card was in a previous life? You have? Really?

ishey cards from Splimple

Where it all started for – our ishey cards remain among our most popular

Blurtings cards from Splimple

No ambiguity in these cards … they say what they mean, and mean what they say!

Disgruntled cards

So cute and innocent on the outside but, oh dear, some very angry pets on the inside

Strip Show from Splimple

Strip Show
As seen every weekday in the Daily Mail … created by the off-beat and hilarious Michiko

Harry Clagg cards from Splimple

Harry ‘no thumbs’ Clagg
Surreal jottings from the curious yet wise mind of the deep thinking Harry Clagg

Clear as Mud from Splimple

Clear as Mud
No confused messages here … the first cards to be endorsed by Plain English Campaign.

Critters cards from Splimple

Heart-meltingly cute cards with positive messages, from Welsh cartoonist Huw Aaron.

Cath Tate cards from Splimple

Cath Tate
A small selection from the original (and still the best) photo-caption cards.

Splimplings cards from Splimple

We know kids love them … cos they helped us write them! Naughty but nice.

Found the Words cards from Splimple

Found the Words
Our only non-humour range – but the most sincere sympathy cards you’ll find anywhere

Heartstrings cards from Splimple

If you’ve ever been in love, the intimate words in these cards will stir up your feelings

Alec's cards from Splimple

Alec’s Cards
We love the images and words in these tiny cards, make from 100% recycled cotton

Cryptic Coasters from Splimple

Cryptic Coasters
Unique double sized coasters that gently take the mickey out of being a certain age.